BULLSHIT

I knew this shit was too good to be true! Paris Hilton got released from the clink today for "medical reasons" after serving only three days. Yeah I know what's ailing her and the entire damn justice system- IDIOCY. What, jails don't have infirmiries anymore? Isn't that where they send EVERYONE ELSE with "medical issues"? What happened to tylenol, robetussin and prozac? Those drugs cure everything! If it was a health matter that the jail couldn't handle, wouldn't they send her dumb ass to the uhhh, what's that place called? You know, the real tall place with windows, sliding glass doors and the little men with needles and white jackets. Oh yeah, a HOSPITAL. This ain't a day off from work, using up sick leave, this is J-A-I-L! I suppose I could make this into a "What the Fuck!" post but it's clearly not worth the energy or time. That petition from all her "fans" must have worked afterall.....