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Friday, August 17, 2007

P

Man Kiyotoe,what the hell? This is a meme where I find 7 words that describe me, all beginning with the letter "P". Shit. I'm never one to shy away from a challenge so away we go.

First and foremost-

"Papa"


This little girl of mine has completely changed the way I view gun control. Anybody out there know where I can get a REALLY loud pistol? You know, one that will make all the little neighborhood thuggy ruggies shit themselves with fear. I promise, it's not for me to use on the crackhead who's has gotten way too much press in this blog lately. It's not even to protect myself, damn that- it's to protect her.



"Particular"





I know what I like and I really like what I like. Don't get this confused with "closed minded" or picky, caused I'm the farthest from that. I will try anything once- well almost anything- and if I like it, I'll try it at least 8 more times before it bores me. I'll put it like this, I like good music that doesn't feature a whiny, soul-less singer. I like women with natural breasts, so much so that and I can't stand even watching a porn if the chick has fake tits. I don't drink weak, piss colored/piss tasting beer. Tonight, I ate at IHOP and I could tell that they refilled the Heinz ketchup bottle with some shitty cheaper brand of red tomato condiment. I think you get the picture.


"Peaceful"

Aside from the gun comment upstairs, I'm a really nice guy- too nice sometimes. Every now and then, I'll ruffle some feathers by stepping out of character, but I only do it when it's necessary.




"Philanthropic"



I'd give the shirt off my back if someone needed it. But I think I'd go to extremes with it if I had the financial capability. I have a fantasy that if I ever win the lottery jackpot, I'd buy a nice building in the richest part of the city and only rent out cheap rooms to hard working poor people so their kids would have a better chance to end the cycle of poverty in their family.







"Pro-Indie"







Indiemusic, indieflix, indiefood, indieshops, indiethought, indieGod, indielife. I always try to support the "littleman" whenever possible.

"Pissed"







'Cause it's 12:34 am, I'm washing clothes and I can't think of anything else to include on this list. Oh, I got it....


"Pussycats" I just love the furry little things. They're so warm and cuddly, I just want to take one home and curl up in bed with it.


What'd you THINK I was talking about? Sick asses!







7 Comments:

Blogger Woozie said...

If you want loud, a pistol is not the way my man! No, for a gun that'll wake up every crackhead within a 5 mile radius, you need the M2 heavy machine gun.

This beast fires .50 BMG rounds that are a whopping 5.45 inches long at a rate of 500 rounds per minute and can launch them at speeds just over 3,000 feet per second with an effective range of 2,200 yards-a little over one mile.

The "Ma Deuce" as it is affectionately known has been in service with the United States Military since 1921 and has seen service as an anti-aircraft, anti-armor, anti-ship, anti-personnel weapon, and even as a long range sniper rifle when fitted with a telescopic scope. This firearm can be fitted onto a tripod, a bipod, a vehicle, an aircraft, a ship, or even carried by hand and fired on the move.

Yes, the tried-and-true classic, the Browning M2 machine gun is truly the only firearm you will ever need for personal and home defense. Get yours today!

Sat Aug 18, 02:44:00 PM

 
Blogger notfearingchange said...

LMAO....thank you so much for the post. That rocked.
And just so that you know you and i have a lot more in common!

Thanks for sharing.

ps. i'm still bored...but i did notice the next door neighbour is around...i'm just going to keep drinking til i'm THAT bored again... *wink*

Sat Aug 18, 03:35:00 PM

 
Blogger Kiyotoe said...

Ooooooh.... I'm tellin'!

Sat Aug 18, 05:38:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Wooz- Although a machine gun sounds good (and FUN!!!) I think that's a little much for my tastes. I was thinking more along the lines of a Dirty Harry-type mini cannon. But if you've got an extra M2 laying around the house, send one south!


NFC- I'm sure we have a lot more in common than either one of us think! I promise that if I ever make it up to Canada (Toronto right?) that I'll take you out for a beer and we'll chat face to face. How's that sound?

Kiyotoe- I think I've got more dirt on you than you have on me. Besides I think my woman would appreciate my "P" complexities.

Mon Aug 20, 02:21:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

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Mon Aug 20, 02:21:00 PM

 
Anonymous Slick said...

But you already knew I was a sick ass!

Hey man, if you do win the lottery....would you rent one of them rooms out to me??

Tue Aug 21, 07:06:00 AM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Slick-

Of course you'd be in, but you'd have to give up your X-box...

Tue Aug 21, 12:41:00 PM

 

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