Just a place for random rantings and ravings.....

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

WTF

Yes it's that time again....... and ain't dis some bullshit?!?!?!

The U.S. Economy is Officially on Welfare

As most of you have found out already, the government is planning on "injecting" 700 billion dollars of OUR hard earned tax money into the economy to stave off further damage from the failing housing crisis, bankrupted financial institutions and high priced oil from Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Ivan, Ike Turner, Larry, Moe, Curley, Tito, Michael, Gustav and Liberace. I understand the highs and lows of the economy and things often go sour from time to time, but WHAT the FUCK, MAN!! I knew back in April when the "p-p-president" was sending out checks left and right to make us feel better about the economy that shit was bad, but WHAT THE FUCK! (and you KNOW it's bad if I have to say that shit twice!) If only a $600 bribe could make people feel better about the shitty state of things and make us "forget" that folks making good money are actually struggling these days. For months, our fearless (read: pussified) leaders have been telling us that the economy is sound, but there's no way these jackasses can talk around this one. To keep from having this proverbial ship capsizing, we have to buy a bunch of worthless assets (from ourselves) and hope that it stabilizes things. Who's bright idea was that?

To quote my boy Hollowman, "The banking crisis falls directly in the lap of the banks who made ridiculous loans..." and we're bailing them out for all the trouble they've caused. Must be nice to have good friends like that! But here's my thing, 1) how the fuck can you just pull out $700 billion from the national asshole without some MAJOR economic whiplash down the line? 2) With the value of the American dollar hovering just above the Candian dollar, and sliding down faster than Britney Spears' career (and mental faculties), what is the incentive for our global partners to keep investing in us when shit repeatedly hits the fan? 3) When China actually decides to stop loaning us money (and here's my paranoid conspiracy theorist coming out), what is going to stop a BILLION Chinese people from getting in boats to come collect? Hmmm....

...AND to top it all off, C"N"N reported that the FBI is investigation fraudulent activities within four of the muthafuckin' financial institutions Congress is plannning on bailing out. I'm not holding my breath for any indictments 'cause I'm positive the hearings will go a little something like this:


Some would say pointedly, "Well, no shit!" and I can't agree more.

Speaking of a "no shit" moment:


Clay Aiken is officially gay and out the closet.

OK, so who DIDN'T know this some eight years ago? What the fuck? I'm not going to claim that I have the best "gaydar" in the world, I mean, I didn't know Woozie was gay until he said it, (fooled again, doggonnit!!!), but there was no mistaking Clay "Second Place" Aiken. While some guys are able to be a little ambiguous about their sexual orientation and some even come across as sports watchin', wraslin', high fivin', booty chasin', strip club patronzin' mens' men straight guys (enough stereotypes for ya?). Others however just have "homosexual man" written right across their powdered foreheads, and this guy is one of them. I have to admit that I was a little surprised when I read that he had a kid, thinking to myself...."Hmmm, that's odd, isn't he gay?" but hey, I'm the last person to say that a gay man wouldn't make a good dad or shouldn't have kids. Frankly I'm happy for anyone who has the courage to tell society to fuck off and reveal themselves to the public like that. But again, I just have to ask, why is an obviously gay man coming out NEW(s)? I mean, if Mike TYSON or Mick Jagger were to admit that they're gay, then that's NEWS.

Speaking of NEW(s)

Remember my Hero Deborah Jeanne Palfrey? She's BACK from the Dead!

My girl DJ Palfrey was known as the "DC Madam" and for a time literally had Washington's VIP's by the balls- all because she was threatening to release her dirty black book of numbers to the public. She ran a high priced "escort service" that catered to the elite in our nation's capitol and had all kinds of government officials shitting themselves. In my first entry about her, I joked that "you don't fuck with folks in government unless you can get away with it." Sadly, as I wrote in my second entry, in May of this year she was found dead in Florida, an "apparent suicide victim". I never once believed she died by her own hands (obviously) but NOW, like a good Tupac conspiracy theory, I don't think she's even DEAD. In fact, I believe she's alive and well after beating the system of Good 'Ol Boys in DC. She's right under our noses people!!!! And when it hit me, I thought WHAT THE FUCK? That chick looks familiar! Check it out....






Look at those beady black eyes....










.....pensively in thought, pondering her next move against the political establishment.....








......looking awfully (vice) presidential in front of the courthouse.....







......AHA!!!! I KNEW IT!!!
A little plastic surgery, a bit of Alaskan sun and voila!!! From running the whorehouse to running the White House!!! (although some would argue that there's not much of a difference between the two....)

23 Comments:

Blogger Anne said...

...Woozie is gay?

Fri Sep 26, 12:17:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Awww Anne, you gotta get caught up with the news! He came out about two months ago on his blog. Check his archives- although, because he writes so much, that might not help at all.

Fri Sep 26, 07:59:00 PM

 
Blogger Anne said...

Thanks, I can't believe I missed that post. I'm more surprised that he finally came out, than I am about him being gay. Good for Woozie!

...Clay Aiken is gay too?

Sat Sep 27, 08:15:00 AM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Of course Clay Aiken is gay- now you HAD to see that one coming.

Sat Sep 27, 11:45:00 AM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

Especially when he got all cunty when that reporter asked him.

"Clay? Clay! Are you gay?"

"UM EXCUSE ME BUT WTF I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO ANYONE BUT MYSELF AND MY GOD SO YOU STFU"

Such faggotry.

Sat Sep 27, 12:28:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Unfortunately, folks in the celeb limelight often don't get to use the "Get the fuck outta my life!" line too often, although it's more often warranted than not. I STILL don't understand why there's such hoopla about it. He's a gay celeb, big deal.

Sat Sep 27, 01:23:00 PM

 
Blogger Anne said...

Actually, I thought he seemed so over-the-top stereotypically gay that he must not really be gay. You know, truth is stranger than fiction, crazy plot twist, that sort of thing. Silly me. Now it all makes sense: he's gay. That would explain why he seems so gay! You just never know.

Sun Sep 28, 06:13:00 AM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

You can't look directly into Clay Aiken's eyes for more than a second, or his flamingness will damage your vision.

Sun Sep 28, 03:44:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Anne- I guess homosexuality is one of those things that you just can't tell for sure until someone informs you that they are, but I find that more in women than men. Men seem to be a little more "out there" with it, excuse the pun.

Wooz- So would you call Clay a Medusa type character in the gay world- cause I felt a little tingle of gayness coming over me when I was writing that post about him, but I fought it off well. Now if I could only fight off the urge to grab Sarah Palin's left titty, I'll be alright!

Sun Sep 28, 05:48:00 PM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

fag.

Mon Sep 29, 02:39:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

I have a friend who would say when we were younger, "Don't call me a bungle of sticks" if you called him a "faggot". I won't take the bait, although I was tempted! :)

Mon Sep 29, 05:52:00 PM

 
Blogger Ellie said...

Come on Paz... Palin compared to Palfrey...geezie weezy, even I'm not that mean.

As far as the economy..you know it's really bad when the president addressess the nation regarding our poor state of economic affairs. You know what scares me more about that...Bush is sugar coating it.

Clay Aiken gay..now that's a shocker.

Want another shocker...There's a Britney sex tape.

Tue Sep 30, 05:55:00 AM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Ellie, I wasn't trying to be mean, it was more satirical than anything else. I honestly think they're pretty comparable (other than the fact that they're one in the same!) :) I keep telling people that she's a lot tougher than people are giving her credit for, but this debate on thursday will be the true test for her. I know you'll be watching too!

Bush sugar coats EVERYTHING, and I think it's because he only understands it when its sugar coated! I'll be glad when his term is up, regardless of who takes his place.

....and....a Brittney sex tape?!?!?! If Screech can revive his career with one, why not her! I'll ask Slick for the URL, cause I'm sure he's got it downloaded already!

Tue Sep 30, 03:55:00 PM

 
Blogger Nicole said...

Geezus Paz...you really make me laugh sometimes!

I love this post!

and Wooz gay...hmmm...I promised him some sugar when he was "of age"...hope that ain't what "turned" him.... ;-)

Thu Oct 02, 07:59:00 AM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

NIC!!!! You're ALIVE!! :) I've been wondering where you'd gone but I understand that ebb and flow of blogging. How is everything? I'm sure Wooz was gay long before you offered him "sugar", but you never know.....

Fri Oct 03, 07:29:00 AM

 
Blogger LJ1126 said...

I decided to unwind for a night and catch up to what's going on in your online world: and now instead of sleep I am laughing. Sad the state of obvious affairs, lets just pray that we all stand up one day and say enough is enough.
Much love

Sat Oct 04, 10:48:00 PM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

Hm, now I see that Nic is alive. Where have you been, some of us missed you.

Sun Oct 05, 02:02:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

LJ, You know it's always better to laugh at the absurdity of it all rather than cry about it. My hope is that things get better, but who knows...

Wooz, I don't know where Nic's been hiding out but she's popping up all over the place and then disappears again, you know, kinda like our politicians! :) Although, I'd much rather have Nic around than any of those jokers!

Mon Oct 06, 03:53:00 AM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

She hasn't been around my place :'(

Mon Oct 06, 02:47:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Woozie, I'll make sure I spank her for neglecting you. I just need to find her first! She's been on Ellie's a bit but like I said, she pops up and disappears. We've gotta get her back in the fold somehow, any suggestions?

Mon Oct 06, 06:35:00 PM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

Start up a post about sleeping nude.

Thu Oct 09, 04:40:00 PM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

In college, I had a roommate who was 300lbs and like to sleep in the nude. Not fun. I think my next one will be about OJ and samurais but I'll see if I can slip a sleeping in the nude reference somewhere...You really think that'll bring her back for good?

Thu Oct 09, 07:26:00 PM

 
Blogger Woozie said...

Not for good, no.

Sleeping naked with a roommate? Oh wow. I'm only doing it here because I have a single, I wouldn't do it with a roommate unless they didn't care. And even then I probably wouldn't bring it up.

Sun Oct 12, 06:55:00 PM

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home