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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Seven Years Too Late, Dickhead

I have never been fond of the current president.... or his administration....or his policies...or his voice for that matter. In this politically charged year, it seems our dear, sad, ignorant leader in charge has been sidelined in the media by the newcomers Obama and McCain- not like he's got many interesting things to say in the first place, but still, I find it odd that he's rarely seen or thought of these days. I mean he IS afterall still the "president" right? Today people along the Gulf Coast are preparing for a surprise attack from a newly Communist Russia- Codename:Gustav. Call it the first strike of the new Cold War. Instead of the president heading to Minnesota for the Republican convention- which he's supposed to do as the defacto Head Republican In Charge, he's found it necessary to stay in TEXAS to "monitor the [red] storm" churning in the Gulf of Mexico. Talk about an act of GOD! How convenient is it for him to "opt out" of the convention making it just that much easier for McCain, sexy Ms. VP hopeful Sarah Palin and the rest of the Republican Party to distance themselves from Bush and his asinine policies. NOW he wants to act presidential. NOW he wants to show what a good leader he can be. NOW he wants to show his compassion for American citizens.

I'm sure there were a lot of people within party ranks who tried to make sure the president's invitation to the convention got lost somewhere in the mail, but the Russian storm just gave them an all-out excuse to exclude him altogether. Nice.



My question is this: What the fuck can he do from Texas that he can't do from Minnesota?





Answer: the same bullshit he's been doing for the last 7.5 years....nothing.

4 Comments:

Blogger Woozie said...

Of COURSE! Those damn Russians and their hurricane machines! Imagine a Hurricane Andrew hitting NYC, or San Francisco, or Chicago! Those Ruskies must be stopped.

Mon Sep 01, 07:44:00 AM

 
Blogger Anne said...

Russian hurricanes? Um... okay.

I sure hope those people in the path of the hurricane end up safe, despite Bush.

Tue Sep 02, 04:29:00 AM

 
Blogger paz y amor said...

Woozie- Of course they must be stopped! And you're JUST the superhero we need to do it....after you graduate though. Get that paper young man!

Anne- Just call it my little conspiracy theory. It's their way of showing us that we need to butt out of their affairs regarding the reconquest of the former Soviet states- first Georgia, then Estonia, then Nicaragua.... But in all seriousness, I'm glad the storm was kinder to the Gulf Coast this time around....if only Bush could have been IN the actual Gulf when Gustav came to visit, we'd all be a bit better off!

Tue Sep 02, 03:07:00 PM

 
Blogger eyechan said...

hey sounds like you had an awesome summer holiday. nice one.

as for the olympics, with 51 gold medals, i think it was the Chinese who did the dominating. though of course Phelps' tilt wasn't too shabby either.

Tue Sep 23, 01:33:00 AM

 

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